Abayomi(Complete story)




EPISODE 1

Boom! He shot the gun at me. I didn’t think i lasted a second before I passed out (not dead o). Woke up to find myself in the hospital with a bandage in my arm.
Me: What happened?
Doctor : Calm down, everything is fine
Me: What am I doing here?
Doctor : You were shot at your arm and I found you lying down at the roadside. So i decided to bring you here to treat you. My oath compels me.
I began to remember what happened, it was a scary experience.

Oh! By the way, my name is Ayobami Olumona popularly known as AY (you all know). I am a Kogite. Lived my years in AK city, tall aspiring. Yeah! To clear doubts, I’m a guy.

Girls! you fit holla me on Whatsapp at 08180**25*0…See una all *lol*. Well, I’m a well-to-do guy in the university, 400L. My course is Computer Science. Make I carry una back in time say 4.5 years (4 and a half years)

*Piiiiiiiimmmmm Pimmmm piiimmm*…D--n! Papa don come. “Welcome sir”, I greeted.
Dad: How are you?
Me: Cool
Dad: Alright, is your mum in?
Me: Yes sir!
Ko ko ko! My dad’s shoe sounded as he climbed up the stairs. I went back to my room and continued my PlayStation 3 game (I was in a die-hard match)
GOAL!! I shouted as I scored in the game. So happy that I finally scored (lob shot). Still celebrating when Paralysed by BTR was ringing. …Its my ringtone. I so much love that band. If you love the band too, holla me @ 08180*925*0.

Picked it up, it was my friend, Joy. By the way, I’m single and searching. Applications form are sold at any bank near you. Jokes aside.
Me: Sweetheart, one and only, how far?
Joy: Great! Baby mi, why are yhu so happy?
Me: Hmmmm, you no go understand
Joy: You dey play game abi?
Me: (smirking )
Joy: Anyway! I just called to tell you that Post UME result is out. I scored 76 while yours was 60.
Me: You b efico nah…Trust you..Thanks
Joy: Bye

Dropped the phone and started to thank God. Another call. “Who be this again “…Twas my crush/crusher (na she get d crush oooo)…
“Hi”….”Really”….”Congrats”…”Will do”…..”Bye”. She called to tell me her score. Like I give a d--n! Mtchewww..

Phew!!! NEPA did their doings. I just slumped on the bed opened my data and chatted on BBM and whatsapp….By the way, 2go don fade o, make una upgrade, no dey ask babe for 2go username “…..Gat tired, I slept off.

EPISODE 2

《8am the next day》
*Yawns*…I took my phone to check out for any notification, unfortunately the notification tab was blank. By the way I use Samsung Galaxy Ace 4, surprise from my dad. Na Samsung Galaxy Pocket I dey expect but fortunate for me (and unfortunate for SG Pocket), I gat Ace.

I lazily walked up to the bathroom and took my bath of 3mins, brushed my teeth, creamed, dressed up. I wore a round-neck with a black short. You could guess that I’ll be home throughout. I gat downstairs and went to the dining table. “Nancy! Nancy!!”, I called “Please, I wan chop”. Nancy is our maid. For the sake of the guyz, she is beautiful, tall, light, she looks like blonde galz, nice cleavages, front and back gears are in good conditions (na the hardware b diz, i no knw about d software)

Guyz that are interested (Jez come to Aja Ile Soka, you’ll meet her there).

Ymmmamm! Yamnmamm! I devoured the food. After finishing the food, I took the plates to the kitchen and I washed the dishes. Kinda like a favour for Nancy. Her food can make you run mad. “Where z dad and mum?”, I asked as I cleaned up. “Dem don go work “, she replied.

“Alright, I’m in my room ”
“Oga AY, dem talk say make I give yhu diz money make yhu use am do anything you like”
My ears stood up…..”How much?”
“Be like say na 10K”
Chai! 10K….Mind you! I am not Igbo, I am a Kogite (neither Yoruba/Hausa/Igbo).

I raced up to my room and changed into a blue T-shirt and black pencil jeans with ma canvas. “I don dey go out”, I told Nancy. I called Joy and told her the goodie news. Well una all know galz, their rate of reaction is increased at the slightest sight of money.

Make i take a step, i hear ma ringtone. I flashed through the name “Catherine “. That is the name of the gal that has a crush on me. Hmmm, “I don die, who tell diz gal say i get kudi”.

“Hello, watsup”
“I’m fyn n u?”
“Xame”(feeling in different )
“Where re u?”
“On ma way out”
“To where?”
*smirk* see this gal she don turn wife
“Joy’s place”
“To do what?”
*wetin dey do diz gal ahhhhh*
“Chill out with her”
“Can i join?”
*lol…join keh! in which life?*
“Sorry you can’t ”
“why not?”
“Nothing ”
“Alright, but wen ll u b back? wanna see ur face”
“Around 4pm”
“Alright”
“Yeah”
“Bye *kisses*”
*Mtchewww*
“bye”.

Catherine na fine gal but she too dey desperate. I sha carry leg go Joy house. I spend like 3K. People dey tink say we be lovers. Gosh! Joy is one in a million, she is beauty in totality. No iota of defect. Na so life be. Some ugly, some average, some fine.

3:30pm, *phone rings*
CATHERINE calling

(laughing with Joy) “hi”
“where re u”
“with joy? why?”
“I’m at ur auz”
“i thought i said 4pm”
“haba! its bcos i miss u”
……ONE WORD FOR THIS GAL
“kk, on ma way”
“bye”

I told joy dat i had to go but not witout giving her 5H….rushed home, entered the parlour, EMPTY!
Then i saw Nancy, “hi, anyone don come look for me?”
“Yes, she dey ur rum”
*Wetin diz gal go find*
Still in my thoughts, as I opened my door, I recieved the shock of my life.

****GASPS****

EPISODE 3

Still gasping, saw Catherine on my bed….**she no dey unclad ooo**… (Chai! I can’t guess what una don  think die). Guess,  una still wan know why i am gasping. My PS 3 console was in jeopardy.

I closed the door, went downstairs and started thinking what I wanna do. Of all things, ma game is special. I so felt like killing Catherine.  Still in my thoughts, I heard Catherine’s voice.

“Sweetheart,  I’m sorry”.
***Make I tell u the crime she did to the PS 3 console***
#She switched it on,  resetted my progress, broke my pad ( don’t give a d--n whether na mistake), she ****#… I felt like killing her when she mentioned sweetheart. I looked at her with anger in ma eyes ( eyes already burning )

With a “baritonic” voice (smiling voice of money left):::”Go out!”
“I said I’m sorry”
“If you love your f**king life, don’t make me repeat”
” I’m. …….”
“Get out!! Do you want me to go to jail for killing you?”
She turned with tears in her eyes and went out in slow motion. (D--n! I meant everyword i said)
“God punish you, alai durosibikan (person wey no dey siddon where dem put am)”, I murmured.

Went back to ma room and started thinking how to get a new pad. “so no game tonight”, still in ma angry thoughts. I tried resetting the console, told ma friend who lives near a game shop to order a pair of pads for me and finally  capped what entirely happened.

“S--t! AY, she is a gal. Baba, you f----d up ooo, na so yhu spoil face for the gal”, my angelic conscience told me.

“Wetin! no b her fault? “, my devilish conscience countered.
***Serious debate***

“Baba, call her and apologise ”
“Apologise kini, na you tell say make she spoil am?”
“Okay! Text her, shebi she dey your whatsapp”
“If you try it, she might think you re falling already”
“Text her and she will respect you more”
“Text her and lose your dignity “.

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED….I shouted at the top of my voice. I took my phone and texted her.

“Hi”
*Her response baffled me*

EPISODE 4

“Hi”, from me
“What the hell do you want from me? ”
***Yeee! Diz gal don para for me ***
“Jez wanna apologise for my outburst ”
“Gimme one good reason why I should forgive you when you refused to hear my excuse”
***Shhee diz gal no crazy sha, she dey gimme condition, madness***
“No reason”
“Hmmmmm”
*Diz gal dey vex me o*
“I’m sorry  nau”
“Kkkkk, no problem “”Wasn’t even angry”
****See the way this gal whine me ****
“Yeah”. I switched off ma data and laughed to scorn.
(You can guess why)

Well, admission tinz on point. I, Joy gat admitted into the Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA ). I-Computer Science,  Joy-Biochemistry. Departmental and faculty Registration started, GOSH! Xo stressful but profitable.  I and Joy are in the same Faculty. I made friends, Chai! the song “nobody fine pass you” na flop song.

Lectures started!!! MTS, CHE, MEE, PHY, **CSC**, BIO, etc.
>>>Fast forward>>>
Yeah, I have CSC 101 class today. I bounced  inside the class and greeted my pals and took my seat. I was waiting for lecturer.

“Hi”, a familiar voice told me
***Chai! wetin this gal come do here***…You guessed right,  it was Catering, I meant Catherine.
“Wassup”, I replied
“Kul, so you are in  this school and you didn’t even tell me”
**Xo diz gal neva change,  she still dey behave like dummy***
“Guess, you skipped my mind ” (**Even if it no skip,  i go fast forward you**)
“Alright “, “Xo wat department? ”
“Computer  Science, you?”
“Wow! Xame course ”
****I don die, can someone please dial 911****
“Ohh! Congrats”
“Bye, seems the lecturer is coming ”

As I turn make I look door check, I saw something else instead of the lecturer. Something beyond description. Anything I say is an understatement. Chai! My world was revolving round this particular sight.
“Xo we are gonna start with the Number System”, the lecturer ‘s voice brought me back to my seemingly fading away self.

Couldn’t concentrate on the lecture,  was just thinking of this beautiful sight. I guess Catherine noticed me. ****This gal don turn bodyguard ****

>>>After Lecture  <<<
“What were you thinking about?”, you know who asked
“Nothing that concerns you”
“Is it her?”
She was referring to the sight. Chai!  My guyz, this gal is beautiful. (Make una no forget say na understatement ), this gal z anti-fugly, no virus or  scratches on her. She is complete.
“You gat me there, yes”
(Rolling jealous eyes)
“Ohhh! Xo na gal wan give you  5.0 in diz course abi?”
“Mtcheewww, leave me jhor”

Walked up to the gal and asked for her name, see embarraasment! I just looked at the guy and laughed.

***Look at una, no gal fit embarrass me, cos I am me***

EPISODE 5

>>>7:15am <<<
Monday morning, school wahala don come. I dey rush go submit assignment before 7:30am.
***Guyz hw university come different from Secondary School, ahhhh***
As I dey rush, I bumped into someone, my beautiful sight.
“Sorry, so sorry”, I apologised
**I don forget assignment **
“Its okay”
(Already approaching the submission venue)
“Hi”, I said
“Hwfa”
“Cool, u?”
“I’m okay”
“Sooo did  u finish your assignment “, I asked
“Finish kee, i no fit kill masef”
***Yepa! Unserious element, na beauty cover am sha***
“Lolz, but its not hard”
“You know you re efico, I knew you can do it”
***Hmmm***
“Xo why did you choose Computer Science (CSC) as a course”
“Nothing ”
“Really? Cos yhu resemble a doctor ”
“*blush* If you say so”
***Yea, gate pass!!***
SUBMIT YOUR ASSIGNMENT!!
We submitted  and after some other chit-chat, we exchanged numbers. By the  way, her name is Eunice.

>>>4:00pm the same day <<<
“Hi”, Eunice called
**Already grinning **
“Watsup”
“I’m fine,  you?”
“Xame”
“I guess you re going home ”
“Yeah, why?”
“Nothing ”
“Where do you stay, in the hostel? ”
“Nooo, Off-campus, what about you?”
“Xame”
“What location?”
“Apatapiti layout, Divine Grace lodge ”
“Wow!”
“What z wowic about it?”
“That is also ma lodge ”
“Wow wow wow”
***lolz, my own na one, her own na wow raised to power 3***
“I guess u re goin home too”
“Yeah”
“Do you mind if we go together?”
“No problem ”

>>>4:45pm<<<
“Why don’t I always see you? “, she asked
“I leave early and come late”
“Ahhhh, when you ain’t a banker”
“Lolz, its because I become jobless when I reach home”
“Please, come early, xo that we can do some catching up as friends ”
***GOAL!!!!!!****
“Okay”

We already in ma lodge. Her room is separated from my room by one room. We took our separate rooms. When I approached my room, I saw Catherine standing with hands akimbo. ***Mtcheww, wetin diz one find come here***

“Where are you coming from? “, she asked
***infuriated but cooling the temper***
“Somewhere ”
“Does the place have no name? ”
“Yes”
(sobbing ) “AY,  why are you doing this to me? I love you, at least show me small love. I know you have made friends with Eunice. But please, i so much love you. Love me back.”
**Looking at her with scorn**
“Sorry, I can’t ”
“Please, infact my body, soul and spirit will be yours,  just love me”

Immediately i heard my body, little AY woke up. I backed her and spanked him. He went low key again. I turned and said, “Don’t make yourself cheap, the more you do it, the more I hate you”
She looked at me and scoffed
“So its now hate, not even dislike”, she said with dried tears. “Don’t worry,  shebi its Eunice that is blindfolding you to this…

What she did next surprised me!!

EPISODE 6

She grabbed me by the neck and pulled towards herself making her lips to get interlocked with mine. Yeeeeee!!! That exclaim explains the shiver that went through my lips to little AY then to my brain. Hmmmm….her hand began to slid into my shorts. Little AY was still yawning but you know its already getting up. Gosh! I’m a virgin…..I don’t do this.

I pushed her away. She pushed herself back (counter attack ). I pushed her again and said “STOP”. She stopped. Looking at me with a killing eye, she left but not without telling me how ungrateful I am.
“Thanks”, I replied.

“Hmmmmmm”, I sighed. Na so I miss what I don try to  imagine. “Still nau, remember you are a Christian and you know the name of what you almost tried”, my angel told me. “Thank God”.

I’m coming home by Skylar Grey started playing. That z ma special ringtone for Eunice.

“Hi”, she said
“Kul…u?”
“Xame”
“Are you home?”
“Yes, why?”
“I’m coming over”
***Broad smile***
“Kkk”

I jumped up and arranged my room like say I be Flash….Guyz, you understand nau. At exactly  15 mins later which seemed like forever, I heard a knock. Who is there? NoAnswer…

I wasn’t bothered. I stood up to open the door and found the most annoying surprise ever, MY PARENTS.

“Muuuu…uummmm? Daddd…..addddd? What re you doin here”
M: To check on you
D: And to make sure you re of good behaviour.

Was lookin for a way to send Eunice a message to postpone her arrival.

“Come later!! Parents around ”
***Received ***
“Phew! Thank God”
Una all know parents,  they  asked,  interviewed and questioned me and finally left two hours later.

“Coast is clear*wink*”
“(Happy)*, she sent a smiley face.
She reached my room almost immediately and then asked if I’ve eaten. ANS—No!!! She took her position and prepared rice…..rice I have never tasted. I chopped the rice like wood and thanked her after. Then she left saying she has to sleep.

Ma phone started ringing. >>>Catherine calling! <<<
“Hi”, I said
“Hi”
“Yeah”
“Sorry for what I did”
“Okay ”
“Eunice came to your house?”
***so vexed ***
“Why the question? ”
“Nothing ”
“Then forget”
“Alright”
“G2g, tired”
“Okay”

EPISODE 7

“Yuuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhyyyy “! Today is Wednesday. I have an 8:00am klass. My time is 6:48am. Rushing tinz! I rushed like speed, bathed, brushed, dressed, took care of my room.
**I’m sure una dey think say I dey craze cos I dey rush for 8am class. Two major reasons: My lecturer na die-hard woman, i hate rushing to lectures. **

Its 7:15am. I have locked my door before I realized I missed one major thing, I never chop! I decided to eat in school. I got to class 7:30am. See theatre!  So full! As I was looking for seat, I heard someone call me, I turned and saw Eunice.
“Hi”, I waved to her. She beckoned to me to come and seat beside her. She don keep seat for me sha! See diz gal ooo, hope she neva fall o cos she go wound. As I was going, some one drew me back, the feeling felt feminine.

“Where are you going to?”, I heard a question.
***Ohhh! I forgot to tell you guyz that I’m a fighter, a fan of karate, to an extent a master in tekoando (I no fit spell am sha)….extra lesson tinz ni sha*** But I don’t hit girls except in special cases and this case is looking special.

>>7:45am <<
“To sit down “, I replied without seeing who was talking
“Then follow me!”,
See command!!! Chai I hate that
“Are you going crazy? When them make you usher,  you dey church? ”
“AY, what is happening? “, Eunice interfered
“Sweetz, its nothing “, Jez wait for me
She went back…..surprised!!! I jez called her sweetz

I heard sobbing. Traced the sound and saw Catherine crying in ma front. She was the one dragging me. ***I hate seeing galz cry***.
“What is it?”, I asked “Abi I no fit call person what I wan call am?”, I behaved unmoved
“But….”, I cut her short
“But nothing. We ain’t dating for crying out loud”, I told her. Moreover what she did yesterday makes me see her low.

I left her to meet Eunice who I knew was writing down her questions in an unseen notepad.
“Hi”, I said seating down
“Hello”
Before I replied, lecturer don enter. It was a two-hour class.

>>10:00am <<<
“Let’s go to our last class today”, I told Eunice.
She smiled and followed me. On the way we chatted on the surface. Maybe she no wan slie….I jez dey watch am. We gat to klass and listened to our lecturer who had started without caring if we were listening or not.

I wasn’t listening. I tried starting a conversation with her. She waved me off telling me that she is trying to listen. D--n! I hate TOO serious people. But Eunice?  Exceptional case.
12:00pm looked like forever but it finally came. Then Eunice turned and asked, “what did u ask d oda tym?”. I looked at her and felt like telling her that I’m vexing (it is the truth tho’)
“Forget it”, I replied.
“Sorry nau, u don dey para abi?”, she said
“I no fit para for u nau “, I replied

We were about leaving the hall when I saw Catherine coming towards us..
***Ahhh, wetin diz gal dey find ahhhhh***

EPISODE 8

“Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwww”
***Yeee! That hiss was deafening. ***

“Why did yhu do that?”, Eunice asked
“Stupid brat, how does it concern yhu? “, Catherine replied
(I was laughing, wanting to see a face off)
Eunice: Lol, see an insane idiot calling me a brat, you don’t even worth the dust I step on
(1:0, I dey count….na normal talk them dey do, no shouting, screaming or fight of any sort)
Catherine: Lmao, see elegance. At least think nau. You are hopelessly hopeless, totally useless, indescribably irritating”
(See English,  1:2, no partial sha)
Eunice: See this fugly ape calling me names with adjectives that are redundant.
***Fugly-Extremely Ugly, Ape-U all know***

Eunice: D--n! An ape will see you and thank God that he is better than someone.
(Shocked to my bones! 3:2…Can’t believe what I’m hearing )
***Then!  Language changed, that is when I knew the galz I was rapping with***
Catherine: Wetin dey worry you nau, Jezebel….you get plenty lions, make I enjoy my rabbit abeg
Eunice: Ehn ehn, you jez dey talk. I bin think say you wan fall hand before. Anyway! No be ma league,  yhu fit take am sha. Tell Athaliah say I bow

Did I jez hear that I’m not in her league? S--t! Come see hidden rage. They shaked and left. They are cultists, you already know but of different groups. I had to investigate  but quietly. I went home to freshen up. As I approached my room, Eunice greeted me, I looked at her and hissed for her to hear.

Guess she was surprised! 7:00pm, she came Knockin my door. I opened  to see who it was and froze immediately from what I saw. She was on nighties. Yeeee!! Her curves and edges were showing to the extent that if John Legend dey here he would fall for it.

But still boiling in rage from what I heard. I asked what she wanted.
Eunice: Allow me in first nau
Me: Can’t you say it here? (fuming)
Eunice: Wetin dey worry you sef wey you dey behave like jew man (coded slang)
**This gal think say I no jaaa…56% of  ma friends are cultists from many frats**
Me: Na you dey behave like jewess, i just dey OBS mood
(Surprised by my answer, she asked a shocking question )
Eunice: You don balm?
Me: Wetin concern you?
Eunice : (hailed me in their slangs)
Me: (I replied )
Eunice : Answer nau
Me: I no balm, now can you leave?

She was surprised at my outburst. From her slangs and behaviour during our conversation,  I guessed she has been long in the game. Now she knows I’m not a novice. One thing is that they don’t know I have a black belt in Karate.

Now it remains to show that stupid girl wey call herself Catherine. “Shoki” by Lil Kesh started to sing, twas my ringtone. I changed it to stop redundancy.
I picked and the first thing I heard was:
“Come over to my house now! Don’t keep me waiting “, she said and cut the phone.
***See me see gobe***

EPISODE 9

>>8:00am, On Thursday<<
All protocols duely observed, No school! No class! Free guy for today. I opened my phone and saw 18missed calls from Catherine. By the way, I didn’t go, wanted to show her what I’m made of. As I lied down on my bed  thinking of what to do today, I heard a knock. So heavy a knock. “Who is that? “, I asked
“Jamb question “, a thundering voice replied…..With logic and calculation, I knew who they were coming from. With correct and sound stance, I answered,  “Xo na you wan mark am abi?”

I opened the door and saw two men. “Follow us”, they barked. “Na me you dey bark at? Abi your  father ?”, I replied. They laughed and one said to the other “Skippo, this guy funny ooooo”.
“I no be basket mouth, no dey laugh when I talk”, I answered with anger. I guess the anger was out of the fact that Catherine wanted to use force to date me.  I thought twas strictly for guyz.

They advanced at me. I immediately countered by giving them kicks at their weak points,  weakening their stand and sent them back (not without scars). I asked who sent them, they kept mute. I grew annoyed and punched one on his mouth, everything jez poured out like kerosene. My guess was right, twas Chioma, called Girl Snake (Snakess)

I sent them  with a written message. “YOU ARE THE MOST IDIOTIC FOOL THAT HAS A DEGREE IN STUPIDITY AND FOOLISHNESS WITH A PROFESSOR’S DEGREE IN DISRESPECT “.

I sent a txt msg ahead which reads in cultists slang, “the head can’t go down when the neck is still straight, Don’t cross my path ever!!!”. As I was trying to compose myself,  I saw Catherine calling, I picked.

“Hmmm…you wan show say you get mind abi? I want you is I want you….nothing will stop me”

“Hahahahahaha….stupid girl, xo.na wetin u call me to say be diz…i think you for don dey improve in threat….hopeless idiot”

I cut the phone and started laughing. I called my guyz in the Black Axe Fraternity. I told them the story,  they laughed and askes if they could help, I replied no.

They knew I was strong. They once wanted me to be their capon but I refused. Christianity tinz, experience has taught me enough. I left them. On the way home, I saw a batch of guyz like 7 of them cominf towards me. Whao! This gal mean me ooo.

What happened next was *******

EPISODE 10

“Kpuuu kpaaa kagboommm”, my body was sounding like knock-out on Xmas Day…..Seven on one! Chai!!! No pity
***I sure say una never see where they beat Jet Lee, go watch Forbidden Kingdom***

D--n! I got mad. Remember I was just leaving my guyz cove. Next thing I heard was “Gbooomm!!”. Na gun oo, no be punch. “Wetin dey happen?”, I smiled–that is Gamble’s voice, “the capon”.
I turned and saw him with ten armed “black a**rs”. I jez answered him, “Baba, na this jew people dey show say dem get power come they beat me together at once”

“Wetin yhu want? Make we clear dem?”, He asked
“Noooo, I wan face them one by one”… (WWE–Una remember John Cena vs The Nexus, one on five), I replied.
“Hahahahaha, oya who dey go first “, He asked the guyz. The most heftiest stepped forward. My heart skipped ten beats at his sight. I scanned his body for weak points but couldn’t find (or I thought).

Xo instead of attacking and I chose defending. He tried a punch to ma head, I dodged. He tried several punches which I successfully dodged except one before I saw ma inlet. His legs!!! ***Chai! Why I no remember Rey Mysterio (619) method against Big Show / Great Khali****.

I’m a die hard fan of Wrestling (TNA, SummerSlam, WWE, SmackDown, RAW—Name it!!)

The next punch was dodged but I gave him a head butt on his knee. Ma guy started sprawling on the floor holding his knee. I made sure I condemned the leg. If he walks again make he thank God.

I asked for the next person, nobody was yielding. I pointed at one and they pushed him out. 1….2….3….4….5…..6…7, He had passed out with a broken hand. I beat all the remaining except one. I called him and gave him NGN3000.

“Take this losers to your sender, make sure you take one cab oooo”,  i thundered. He scurried off like rat running when you’ve discovered it. I sent a message ahead to Catherine, “THE HOUSE CAT PROVES BIG IN THE HOUSE BUT THE FOREST TEACHES IT HUMILITY, SECOND WARNING: DON’T CROSS MY PATH”.

I guess una know me that I am Ayobami, aka, AY but now known as J. Chan by ma Black Axe peers.
“Guy, come balm nau….”, Gamble said
“Baba, no jhor, jez lemme stay the way I am”, I replied
He retired….

Gosh! Sooo tired. I gat home late, let’s say 11:43pm. I met Eunice at home outside. I looked at her and hissed in my mind.
“Hi”, she greeted
“Hi”
“Why did you come home late?”
“Did I marry you? You ain’t my wife”
“Soooo??? What if I wanna be?”
“Lmao, over my dead body”, I replied and went inside.

Scanned the room and decided to cook water in order to boil my indomie….School slang–strictly FUTA…Three minutes, Food is done. God bless Gas cookers,  God bless INSTANT noodles, God bless  Oyinbos, God bless me (why? If I no cook am then they are individually useless)

>>>>>>Fast forward>>>>>>
100Level finished…..We no fit check result till Mid semester of 200 Level….I went home and enjoyed and chilled out with Joy. Joy was still single, she never hook up. As for Catherine, I ignored her,  she ignored me.

Its Sunday, Resumption eve….

EPISODE 11

I packed back into my room with no problems. I arranged and did sanitation with joy in my heart. Una wan know the reason of the joy? Lolz. Will tell you on the way.

“Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh”, I hummed as I cleaned. My joy was beyond bounds. It is because I ******. (Will tell una later, jez chill).
“Welcome”, a distinct familiar voice said
“Thank you”, I replied without looking back or even trying to know who said it.
“How was your holiday? “, The voice continued asking
***I jez gat to look***
I turned and met Catherine.
“Mtchewwwwww”, I hissed
I turned, entered my room and closed the door.
I did my cleaning but with joy and hatred. I jez couldn’t forget what she did.

Five hours later, that was evening already. I opened and met Catherine on the same spot. I closed the door and asked, “Are you mad?”
“I’m sorry for all I did, please make me your friend even if you won’t date me”, She said
“First of all, a cultist will never be my friend. Second, I don’t befriend crazy people. Third, I will never forgive you”, I replied with anger blazing in ma eyes.

She turned and entered a room exactly opposite mine. I was about entering when another voice called me. I turned this time and met a guy. This guy lives in ma lodge and he proves strong.

“Wetin dey worry you? Why you dey talk to your lodge mate like that?”, He queried
**Lodge mate? **, S--T!
“Mtchewwwwww “, I turned to enter my room when a hand pulled me back and slapped me. From the look of it,  it was the deed of a right hand.

I turned and met the same guy. He gave me another slap. OMG! He has gone beyond bounds. I punched him in his stomach making him bend. I kicked his face to return him to his position. He tried a punch but instead of dodging, I blocked and held the right hand. I opened his palm and broke his index and middle fingers.

“Aarrgghhhh”, no be sound of pleasure but of immense pain.
He knelt down but instead of stopping,  I gave him a kick in the chest that sent him unconscious. I looked up and met Eunice and Catherine with their mouth ajar. A guy came to shout out me.

“Wetin dey worry you?”, He said
“If you no wan migrate to where your forefathers are, shut up!”, I replied with anger.
He kept cool and left
I later heard that the guy did bone surgery and restored his fingers but he sees me and hails in fear.

“Guy, no dey fear me. I just did that to tell you to mind your business “, I told him one day and since then it has been okay.

Yeah! “Ololufe, lover of my life…..”, my ringtone sang out. It was Joy. That joy sprang up again.
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I hope una all know my joy…..**wink**

EPISODE 12

“Sweetheart mi”, Joy greeted
“Watsup”, I said
“I jez got better”
…**that ought to be a man’s line**…
Anyway, Joy is no more my friend. We don step up. She is now my girlfriend. I was so happy when sje told me “YES”. It was during the break. I ****.
***Make I no digress, that one na episode on its own***

“Are you through cleaning or I should come and help?”, she asked
“Don’t worry sweetie ”
“What you doing now?”
“Thinking”
“Of what?”
“Of what has happened between Sunday and now”..***Today was Wednesday***
“What has happened? “, she asked with a shaking voice
I told her who i met, who I flogged, who I warned.
She laughed hard and told me one thing that I kept to mind.
“Strength and skill won’t give you respect, it’ll jez give you security”, she advised
“Alright”
“See ya later”
“Bye”, I switched off the phone.

About to slump and sleep,  I heard a bang. Guyz, no be knock o na bang…
Gbaa! Gbaa!! Gbaa!!!
“Who be that?”, I thundered
“Na we”
***We?***
I opened the door and met five guyz.

EPISODE 13

 “Hahahahahahahahahaha,  no way, Baddoic baddos”, I hailed
***Haba! No be all the time I go fight….Abi una want make I fight my guyz***..

Make I introduce them to una. These are Emeka, Yusuf, Godwin,  Daniel, Dimeji. Sorry i no knw all of una so I can’t introduce you to them…

“BABA, na u ooooo”, they replied
“How has life been?”, Daniel asked
“J. CHAN for don kick some asses”, Dimeji teased.
“Danny, I dey oooo”, I replied
I joked, played and played and played. Those guyz made my day. Guessing where i met them? I met them at my **Tekoando** learning centre then when we were amateurs.
Xo you could guess that they are not jew-men. Only Emeka and Yusuf are cultists of the same fraternity_A**e Frat.

For good 6hrs, we had a good time until I recieved a call from my Joy. My smile as I picked the call was cut short when I heard the caller. IT WAS EUNICE.
“Baby boy”, she teased
“What are you doing with Joy? ”
Una wan know hw I knew?  I could hear my one and only Joy shouting and crying for help.

“Hey,  hey, hey “, She said, “Don’t yell at me”
“Don’t lay your hands on *****”
(KPAIIII), “Yeeeeee”, I heard Joy exclaim
“You were saying that I should not do what?”, “Oops, already did”
I was just dumbfounded.  May God punish sight, I lamented.

“Now listen very carefully “, She calmly commanded, “Come and  save your Joy in the next 30 mins, else she is as good as dead”
My body went off when I heard the last clause.

My guyz were looking at me with puzzled faces. I told them what happened and they said I should not worry. Thirty minutes had started counting. 30:00, 29:59, 29:58, 29:57, 29:56, …. (Its a countdown, a fierce one!). It was already 9:00pm
Emeka was a second in command in the Aiye Frat while Yusuf was like tenth in rank. They called their boyz and assured me that everything is fine. Daniel, Godwin and Dimeji were also trying their best to calm me down.

 I don’t beat ladies but when they prove tough, I show them tough.

>>>20:59, 20:58 <<<
The guyz came. The army that came was twenty in total plus my Black Axe guyz makimg thirty five plus six of us in the room making fourty one. We took five buses and rushed to the place where Eunice mentioned.

>>>14:19, 14:18<<<
Me and the guyz gat there… I called Eunice but the phone was switched off.  I tried Joy’s phone, twas not going. We concluded to ransack the place. S--t!

>>>5:04, 5:03>>>
“I don see am”,  Biggy (one of Aiye frat) said
We rushed to the point he was and what I saw broke my heart.  Twas …

EPISODE 14

>>>5:04, 5:03>>>
“I don see am”,  Biggy (one of Aiye frat) said
We rushed to the point he was and what I saw broke my heart.  Twas soooo devastating. “NOOOOOOOO”, I cried.

I opened my eyes and found myself in a room. “Where am I?”, I asked. “You are with me”, Emeka replied as he emerged from the door.
“Why’d you bring me here? ”
” You had fainted, you expect us to leave you? ”
” Ohh! Thanks”

I tried to recollect what I saw but it was too painful to recollect. It was soooo painful that…….
Monday morning, I rushed home ‘cos I had to attend Joy’ s funeral. I wept uncontrollably as I watched her remains go down 6ft. I was overwhelmed with sorrow, anger, revenge, etc.

I got to school the next day. First thing is first, Eunice’s frat was annihilated from the University with the help of Black Axe ft Aiye Frats.  Eunice had transferred herself to another University making my revenge to grow daily.

Baam! Our results were out. I had a CGPA of 4.74, while Joy **sobs**had 4.96. I WAS MOODY AND SORROWFUL. As I was going back from the notice board, I was. Unexpectedly ambushed. Wanted to fight back but was already tired from mourning. I was drugged to sleep.

“Aargghh”, I groaned as I woke up to find myself in a bush tied to a biv tree.
“The guy don wake “, One of them said
” Oya do the job sharp sharp, Chief don dey disturb since”, Another guy I guess is their leader replied.

Ohhhhh! So that is what happened that landed me in the hospital. But how did i escape? STORY FOR THE GODS.  Anyway,  lemme tell you

He cocked the gun, aimed at me and “Yeeeeeeee!” He screamed and lost his aim. He shot me in the arm and left me dazed.  He was bitten by a snake. The other guyz rushed to where he was to help finish the job until they heard a sound.
“It came from here”, “Men move!”
Twas the police.  They  carried ans rushed to the roadside.  They hijacked a car but when they saw that the police were too close, they dropped me by the road and zoomed. Still in daze mood, I saw the police board their car without taking notice of me. Then I blanked out.

“You are good to go. Don’t worry about the bills. I’ll settle it”, The doctor assured me.
I stood and thanked him a million times before I left for school.

>>>Fast forward>>>
Convocation day, the happiest but saddest day of my life.  The Convocation ceremony was fixed on the death anniversary day of Joy. “Ayobami Olumona as the overall best student in Computer Science”, I walked up to the podium to receive ma award. I had not yet come down when I heard “Ayobami Olumona as the overall best student in School of Sciences”. I received my award again.  Before I took my seat, “Ayobami Olumona as the overall best student of this set”. Joyous shouts including mine but with a silent cry ‘cos I knew Joy would have received the best in her Department and etc.

>>>NYSC tinz>>>
POSTED TO: Kastina State
JOB: To serve my country (what else)
Observed every protocol and a new journey of my life began with new discoveries that opened my heart.

THE END

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